9. Katherine Mangu Ward
Be still our beating libertarian hearts. Katherine Mangu Ward is beautiful in every definition of the word. Not only is she super gorgeous, but she’s a managing editor of the famous Reason magazine. She writes about food, space, education, and politics.
I knew from the first time I saw her on Stossel, that one day she would be mine. Then I found out she was married, and I realized that this was why the non-aggression principle doesn’t work… because whoever her husband is… I will find him… and when I do… I will violate the NAP. Whatever it takes to make her mine.