10 Times Our Elected Leaders Went Full Retard

#9. Dick Cheney Shoots His Friend, and Then Makes the Man Apologize For Getting Shot

                  In 2005, Vice President Dick Cheney got drunk on a hunting trip and shot a friend of his who he confused for a deer. Thankfully, the victim survived the dark lord’s attack and went on live TV to apologize to Dick Cheney for getting shot. It’s hard to tell who was more stupid in this situation, Dick Cheney for hunting drunk or his friend for apologizing and not pressing attempted murder charges. The smart money is on the conspiracy that Cheney blackmailed the man into apologizing, and that during the speech, had his scopes set on him in case he said something Darth Cheney wouldn’t have liked.

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