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Political Comedy

7 Reasons Libertarians Make The Perfect Boyfriends

1. Capitalists

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Listen ladies, we ain’t saying you’re a golddigger. But even if you were, you’re going to want a libertarian for your boyfriend. We love money, and we’re totally happy with working hard to get it. You like money too? Get a libertarian boyfriend. There’s nothing hotter than getting it in on top of a pile of money.