What If the 2016 Presidential Candidates Were Pro Wrestlers?

Bernie Sanders = Irwin R. Schyster (IRS)

Naturally one of the most reviled figures in wrestling history, all that IRS ever had to do to get a negative reaction from fans was to remind them to “pay your taxes.” More notable as a character than as a major in-ring competitor, IRS had some success when he formed a tag team with the Million Dollar Man called “Money Inc.”

Bernie Sanders is undoubtedly one of the most electorally successful self-proclaimed socialists in American history. He has served in the Senate since 2007 and consistently promotes taxing the rich and increasing regulations in order to improve the economy. His odds of winning the Democratic nomination are nearly zero, but that will certainly not make him go away. In the end, he will likely just end up teaming with likely nominee Hillary Clinton to promote leftist policies, just like DiBiase and IRS did.