What If the 2016 Presidential Candidates Were Pro Wrestlers?

Hillary Clinton = “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase

The Million Dollar Man was known as the most arrogant and obnoxious man in wrestling for years. Gifted with excessive wealth, he would often taunt fans and opponents alike, taunting them by offering money in exchange for them performing humiliating acts. Moreover, DiBiase thought he could buy his way to the top, exemplified by when he bribed a referee into costing Hulk Hogan his WWE Title against Andre the Giant, and then attempting to purchase the same championship after the match.

It is hard not to feel a sense of entitlement emanating from Hillary Clinton. She has spent nearly her entire life inside the beltway of Washington, DC and has been linked to multiple scandals. It seems that her entire life has been arranged specially in order for her to follow in her husband’s footsteps to the presidency.