Ten Times Social Justice Warriors Sounded Exactly Like Nazis
This race is a “disease” that should be “eradicated”


“News” broke this week that not only do aliens allegedly exist, but they’ve been in contact with American and Israeli authorities. (Why America and Israel? Maybe the spacemen figure those are the two toughest kids in the solar system, so best to befriend them first.) The man making this claim is no kook, at least…
“My life is a lie! Somebody’s gotta get stabbed!” -Frank Reynolds, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (Disclaimer 1: I do not have children. After you read this, you will probably say, “Thank God.”) When I was a child, my family took Christmas very seriously. Though we weren’t what you would call serious churchgoers, we went…
9. Free Stater I was raised in New Hampshire, so I wasn’t a member of the Free State Project, but I was there when they started showing up, leading Welcome Wagons with my mother. A lot of these people fulfill pretty much every “type” on this list, plus they can possess an extra level of…
The Onion has done it again with a satirical look at one of our favorite sub-cultures. A report from Barrington, Rhode Island states that a conspiracy theorist has claimed to have found a conspiracy that proves the government is behind NASA. 34-year-old Daniel Burgess told reporters that he believes the U.S. federal government has been…
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Paul Meekin (AUTHOR’s NOTE: This is a tongue-in-cheek look at Trump’s border wall) Patriot Place is a “super regional lifestyle and entertainment center” planned to compliment the construction of The New England Patriots’ Gillette Stadium. There’s countless stores, restaurants, boutiques, an escape room, and a movie theater. With the stadium…
On the website change.org, a petition has surfaced requesting that MAGA Kid Nicholas Sandmann allows President Donald Trump to punch him in the face. The petition comes as the President plans to meet with the students from Kentucky Covington High School who were grossly misportrayed by the media. The focus of the petition is on…