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Santa Claus Forced to Prove Identity to Use Facebook
By Kody Fairfield According to a report from the Associated Press (AP), Santa Claus, a city councilman for the North Pole, has been reinstated by Facebook (FB) after the social media site deactivated his account, pending the proof of his identity. You heard that correctly: Santa Claus is a sitting councilman in the city of the North Pole…
DC Stunner: Obama Keeps Campaign Promise
By Drew Rush In a stunning April 1st development, Barack Obama has kept a campaign promise. When asked about the event, White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest commented that “although the President has been found writing campaign promises on pieces of paper, crumpling them up, and delivering them to the trash with his sweet, sweet…
“Inclusive” Anti-Trump Feminist Protest Excludes Pro-Life Feminists
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Kody Fairfield Organizers of the anti-Trump “Women’s March on Washington” have ended their relationship with a pro-life feminist group after complaints from pro-choice feminists. The event had been advertised as “inclusive,” but this inclusion evidently does not extend to women who do not support abortion. The New Wave Feminists, a…

I’m Not a rEaL LibErtAriAN (and neither are you).
“When two men always agree, one of them is unnecessary.” -William Wrigley, Jr. As noted in a prior piece, libertarians have a nasty habit of getting into dick-measuring contests over who is the most libertarian. While it is great that libertarian philosophy is coherent and consistent over the years, this consistency can be stifling at…
Fallon as Trump: “First Is the Worst, Second Is the Best” (Video)
Jimmy Fallon scored big laughs for his parody of Donald Trump’s Iowa speech. “The deuce is lose.” Fallon’s impersonations of Trump have been one of the many gems from this election season.

Science Proves: Gay Marriage Breaks Down Heterosexual Marriage
New Study Shows Gay Marriage Releases Particles Dubbed ‘Gaytrinos’ By: Ryan Carrillo [dropcap size=small]I[/dropcap]nvestigators are continuing to make progress in understanding how gay marriage affects society. A new study found that when certain conditions are met newly discovered particles dubbed ‘gaytrinos‘ can create a ‘gaydiation‘ field. This field creates interference with surrounding waves of the…