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I don’t give a rat’s ass about “social issues.” And neither should you.
“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.” -H.L. Mencken Libertarians are sometimes described as being “conservative on economic issues” and “liberal on social issues.” Sometimes we even describe ourselves that way. I’ve never been really comfortable with this, for several reasons: There is often a fine line between an “economic” issue and…
If Trump is Building a Wall, It Might as Well Be a Destination Spot
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Paul Meekin (AUTHOR’s NOTE: This is a tongue-in-cheek look at Trump’s border wall) Patriot Place is a “super regional lifestyle and entertainment center” planned to compliment the construction of The New England Patriots’ Gillette Stadium. There’s countless stores, restaurants, boutiques, an escape room, and a movie theater. With the stadium…
Stoner Calls Police “Too High” On Marijuana, Found in Pile of Doritos
By: Laura Meyers The other day, a lonely stoner took one hit too many. He was so baked he was burnt around the edges. An hour after 4:20 p.m., an Ohio man called police because he was “too high” on some dank marijuana. Is that a thing? When officers arrived, they were directed to an upstairs bedroom…
Venezuela’s Maduro Compares World’s Treatment of His Gov’t Officials to the Jews During WWII
LISTEN TO TLR’S LATEST PODCAST: By Kody Fairfield Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has likened the harassment of government officials and their families outside of Venezuela to the treatment of Jews under the Nazis, report Reuters. “We are the new Jews of the 21st century that Hitler pursued,” Maduro said during the cabinet meeting. “We don’t carry…
Feminists Want To Ban Clapping Over Anxiety Concerns, Replace With ‘Jazz Hands’
The National Union of Students (NUS) Women Students’ Conference is all over social media today but likely not for the reasons they’d hoped for. According the NUS Twitter account: Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it’s triggering anxiety. Please be mindful! #nuswomen15 — NUS Women’s Campaign (@nuswomcam) March 24,…
Trump Vs. Bernie Debate With Chris Hardwick Might Be the Funniest Skit Yet
by Lina Bryce Actors portraying Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump debate border chickens and even their likeness to Jesus on @Midnight With with Chris Hardwick and it was indeed, hilarious! The March 23rd skit portraying Sanders and Trump played by actors James Admomian and Anthony Atamanuik might be the most believable impersonations to date. “I’m telling you, that’s an immigrant chicken, I’m…


