James Bovard When I moved from the mountains of Virginia to Boston in 1977, it was just like the Beverly Hillbillies going to California except I didn’t have $80 million. I had dropped out of college and decided Boston was the place to pursue literary fame and fortune. I had sold one piece a few months…
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus https://youtu.be/PITCmngiMfA Listen up kid, you could have starred in your own feel-good Original Hallmark Movie about saving your parents’ marriage on Christmas. Instead you wrote this ridiculous song. You could have tipped your father off without making a complete fool of him on the radio. I’m sure you’re sitting…
Many officials in the United States government were surprised when they woke this morning to find coal in their Christmas stockings. The Libertarian Republic has received some leaks from the families and staff of some officials, representatives, and senators, including immediate reactions and comments. Rumor has it Lindsey Graham claimed, “This is a direct attack…
Woman Launches Campaign To Make Christmas Less ‘White’ By Amber Randall A woman launched a campaign to make Christmas more diverse after deciding the holiday was “too white.” Nadya Powell, an advertising consultant, started the project after she searched for images of Christmas activities while working on a school project with her daughter’s friend, reports…
by Thomas Phippen The heartbreaking story about Santa visiting a terminally ill boy in the final moments of his life may turn out to be fake news. Since Sunday, the tender story of a Santa performer bringing a toy to a terminally ill boy followed by the boy dying in his arms has been shared…
By Amber Randall A pastor went to a local Texas mall and told children that Santa Claus doesn’t exist, much to the anger of parents gathered there. David Grisham Jr., an evangelical street preacher, posted a video over Facebook showing himself telling young children that Santa Claus isn’t real as they waited to take pictures…
Christmas is right around the corner. How do we know? The Santas are getting rowdy!