AMC, Gamestop Trolls Are Costing Wall Street Vampires BillionsSquiggly Line GuyJanuary 28, 2021January 30, 2021 by Squiggly Line Guy DISCLAIMER: This article is not financial advice. Who knows what the hell will happen next. UPDATE: THE TRADING APP ROBINHOOD PREVIOUSLY RESISTED PUTTING LIMITATIONS...
Tesla Stock To Be Affordable Again After 5-for-1 SplitSquiggly Line GuyAugust 13, 2020August 13, 2020 by Squiggly Line Guy On August 11th, Tesla announced a 5-for-1 stock split effective on August 31st. What this means is that the value of a Tesla share will...
Elon Musk Entertains The Idea Of A Tesla Stock SplitSquiggly Line GuyJuly 1, 2020 by Squiggly Line Guy On Tuesday, Tesla closed at a record high of $1,079.81 per share, reaching a $200 billion market cap. This brings them just shy of Toyota’s...
5 Stocks Worth More Than They Were Before CoronavirusSquiggly Line GuyApril 29, 2020 by Squiggly Line Guy The downturn in the market from the COVID-19 crisis has spurred younger people to take interest in the stock market, picking up shares for cheap....