Yes, Even You Can Build Wealth. Stop Being A Pussy And Do It.Squiggly Line GuyJanuary 16, 2022 by Squiggly Line Guy I may not be a financial advisor, but I can handle myself. I can run a budget, I can live within my means, and I...
AMC, Gamestop Trolls Are Costing Wall Street Vampires BillionsSquiggly Line GuyJanuary 28, 2021January 30, 2021 by Squiggly Line Guy DISCLAIMER: This article is not financial advice. Who knows what the hell will happen next. UPDATE: THE TRADING APP ROBINHOOD PREVIOUSLY RESISTED PUTTING LIMITATIONS...
Bitcoin vs Tesla: Who Won 2020?Squiggly Line GuyDecember 31, 2020 by Squiggly Line Guy It’s been rough for the stock market in the year of COVID-19. A number of stocks in the hospitality, financial and manufacturing sectors have yet...
Tesla Stock To Be Affordable Again After 5-for-1 SplitSquiggly Line GuyAugust 13, 2020August 13, 2020 by Squiggly Line Guy On August 11th, Tesla announced a 5-for-1 stock split effective on August 31st. What this means is that the value of a Tesla share will...
Elon Musk Entertains The Idea Of A Tesla Stock SplitSquiggly Line GuyJuly 1, 2020 by Squiggly Line Guy On Tuesday, Tesla closed at a record high of $1,079.81 per share, reaching a $200 billion market cap. This brings them just shy of Toyota’s...
There’s Never Been A Better Time For A Zoomer Stock Market UprisingJack StockerMarch 19, 2020 by Jack Stocker As I sit here and see the Dow Jones dip under 20,000 for the first time in four years, I realize that it will likely...
Bitcoin Is On the Rebound, But Litecoin Is Leading the WaySquiggly Line GuyApril 7, 2019April 7, 2019 by Squiggly Line Guy In the last 3 months, we’ve seen great strides from Crypto making a comeback into Bull Market territory. Bitcoin has once again risen above the...
Comcast VS Amazon: Who’s Better For The Average American?Squiggly Line GuyJanuary 10, 2019 by Squiggly Line Guy Well, isn’t that the question. I suppose it depends on which metrics or experiences a person values more. Comcast is seemingly plagued by a running...
Even You Can Make Money On The Tokyo 2020 OlympicsSquiggly Line GuyJanuary 7, 2019 by Squiggly Line Guy I’ll preface this by saying I’m not the guy to be taking financial advice from. But hear me out, because if there’s one thing I...
Sure, I’ll Profit From The California WildfiresSquiggly Line GuyDecember 28, 2018 by Squiggly Line Guy Call me greedy. Call me what you like. I honestly don’t care. It’s not actually as bad as it sounds. I’m not some super smart...