Yes, Even You Can Build Wealth. Stop Being A Pussy And Do It.

Squiggly Line GuyJanuary 16, 2022

I may not be a financial advisor, but I can handle myself. I can run a budget, I can live within my means, and I...

AMC, Gamestop Trolls Are Costing Wall Street Vampires Billions

Squiggly Line GuyJanuary 28, 2021January 30, 2021

DISCLAIMER: This article is not financial advice. Who knows what the hell will happen next. UPDATE: THE TRADING APP ROBINHOOD PREVIOUSLY RESISTED PUTTING LIMITATIONS...

Bitcoin vs Tesla: Who Won 2020?

Squiggly Line GuyDecember 31, 2020

by Squiggly Line Guy

It’s been rough for the stock market in the year of COVID-19. A number of stocks in the hospitality, financial and manufacturing sectors have yet...

Tesla Stock To Be Affordable Again After 5-for-1 Split

Squiggly Line GuyAugust 13, 2020August 13, 2020

by Squiggly Line Guy

On August 11th, Tesla announced a 5-for-1 stock split effective on August 31st. What this means is that the value of a Tesla share will...

Elon Musk Entertains The Idea Of A Tesla Stock Split

Squiggly Line GuyJuly 1, 2020

by Squiggly Line Guy

On Tuesday, Tesla closed at a record high of $1,079.81 per share, reaching a $200 billion market cap. This brings them just shy of Toyota’s...

There’s Never Been A Better Time For A Zoomer Stock Market Uprising

Jack StockerMarch 19, 2020

by Jack Stocker

As I sit here and see the Dow Jones dip under 20,000 for the first time in four years, I realize that it will likely...

Bitcoin Is On the Rebound, But Litecoin Is Leading the Way

Squiggly Line GuyApril 7, 2019April 7, 2019

by Squiggly Line Guy

In the last 3 months, we’ve seen great strides from Crypto making a comeback into Bull Market territory. Bitcoin has once again risen above the...

Comcast VS Amazon: Who’s Better For The Average American?

Squiggly Line GuyJanuary 10, 2019

by Squiggly Line Guy

Well, isn’t that the question. I suppose it depends on which metrics or experiences a person values more. Comcast is seemingly plagued by a running...