Man Who Claimed to Be Jesus Plotted to Kidnap Obama’s Dog

A man who claimed to be Jesus Christ and the love child of Marilyn Monroe and John F. Kennedy has been arrested for plotting to kidnap President Obama’s dog Bo.

Scott Stockert of North Dakota was arrested Wednesday night be Secret Service agents in Washington, D.C. Upon his arrest he reportedly told authorities, “You picked the wrong person to mess with. I will f**k your world up.”

According to the Secret Service, Stockert had planned to take Bo, one the First Family’s two Portuguese water dogs.

NBC Washington reports:

He also told the agents his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, the court document said.

Agents found an unloaded 12-gauge pump shotgun and a bolt-action rifle in Stockert’s truck, which was parked in a lot around the corner at 5th and K streets NW, according to the document.

They also discovered 289 rounds of .22-caliber long-rifle bullets, 71 rounds of 12-gauge shotgun ammunition and two rounds of .223 rifle ammunition, plus a machete with a 12-inch blade and an 18-inch bully club, the court document said.

Stockert was then arrested.

As he was being transported, he told authorities that he was Jesus Christ, according to a court document. He claimed they could verify his identity on his driver’s license, the document said. A North Dakota driver’s license identified him as Scott Stockert.