by Zuri Davis
This round of Liberty Swag Grab is dedicated to the best part of the day: bath time.
Whether you’re planning a relaxing evening for one after a tough day of fighting statists or a romantic bathroom get-together (who are we to judge), here are some amazing items to complete your perfect experience:
1. Bath time should always be Lit
A relaxing clean is best done with the appropriate lighting. Set the mood with this Weathered Oak Soy Candle from Target. Why oak? Well oak trees are the official tree of the USA.
It serves as a pleasantly-scented reminder if you spend your days fighting to preserve the constitutional principles that we hold dear.
2. It’s about High time you used a bath bomb
We love liberty because we believe in the power of the individual. And what better way to treat yo’ (individual) self than with a relaxing session in the tub? Save the shower for tomorrow and hop in that warm body of water.
But be a free American about your bath and use this Cannabis Rose Bath Bomb from Etsy.
3. You need to Scrub it
Like the oak, the rose has the honor of being an official symbol of the United States. In the spirit of our national flower, go ahead and grab this Moroccan Rose Shea Sugar Scrub from Ulta to add to your clean regimen.
That was a nice way of reminding you to use soap as well.
4. Use the correct Article to dry yourself off
(Okay, that one was really a stretch) When you’re done bathing, you have to dry off in style. This U.S. Constitution Bath Towel from Amazon is the best way to do it. Remember to pat your skin dry instead of rubbing it harshly.
You’ll thank me if you have drier skin.
5. Cover yourself!
Metaphorically speaking, of course. If you’re like me, clothes are but a mere suggestion inside of the house. Be free and walk around your abode as naked as you’d like. But don’t forget that Big Brother might be watching.
Have a habit of opening your laptop after you wash yourself? Equip yourself with this handy Laptop Camera Cover Set from the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).
And bonus! Decorate your laptop with the same “I Support Online Rights” Bumper Sticker from EFF featured on Edward Snowden’s (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) computer in Oliver Stone’s biographical drama Snowden.
