by Micah J. Fleck
Jeb! Has finally hit the big time: a gig teaching at Texas A&M University. You see, after Jeb! decided of his own accord to step down after an amazing presidential run for the Republican nomination in 2016, he likely decided it was time to share all the clearly correct and totally not tyrannical things he knows about government to impressionable college freshmen in his home state. Jeb! is a Texan himself, after all, so it was certainly the least he could do – give back to his home state the same gift it gave to the country in him, his brother, and his father. Now, Jeb! will be teaching a very specific course on government leadership, and it will only last for ten days… And it will also be an elective. But despite these hindrances, it doesn’t seem that Jeb! is feeling underused by Texas A&M at all – in fact, though some could cynically claim that Jeb! is simply being given this very limited course with very limited reach as nothing but a vanity role (after all, it is called the “Bush School of Government“), Jeb! himself seems in very high spirits about the whole gig, and ready to teach with great enthusiasm as he touches the lives of all both of his incoming students for this not-quite-a-fourth-of-a-semester during an off season block of time.
We will certainly be watching Jeb! as he undertakes this new challenge, and update the TLR readership of any riveting new developments that may transpire.