World War 3 is a very important, very progressive war!
“The Americans for Whatever Barack Obama Wants: Did you know he’s friends with Jay-Z?” are starting a crowdsourcing campaign for World War 3. The Second City players released a highly satirical video today asking citizens to crowdsource the campaign to start a new war. They say that “America is deadass broke” so we need to raise the funds for a new “progressive war”.