Edward Snowden Plagued With Unsolicited Nude Photos of Women

By Lina Bryce

British and American intelligence services may have listed Edward Snowden as a traitor, but on Twitter he is highly sought after by more than just the FBI.

After receiving many unsolicited “Christmas presents” from ladies over the holidays, Snowden took to his Twitter account to playfully warn them that he is still being monitored by the FBI and that he is spoken for. One can only assume by “presents,” he is referring to nude photos.

“I can neither confirm nor deny it means exactly what you think it means,” Snowden said.

The “Christmas presents” are flattering, ladies, but the FBI has a warrant. #AndIHaveAGirl

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) January 18, 2016

The unlikely sex symbol is probably amused by his recent popularity as one. Perhaps it’s the thrill of the chase or an appeal to the unattainable? Maybe it’s his chiseled features or scintillating mind? Either way, it does appear to be more like a humble-bragg than a complaint. Just saying.

Ladies, hasn’t the exiled whistle blower suffered enough?

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