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There’s A Coffee That Gives Men Erections…And The Government Hates It

Coffee

by Eli Bowman

Nobody wants the government in their bedroom, but the FDA has issued a public notification that Stiff Bull Herbal Coffee has a “hidden drug ingredient” that gives men erections with every cup. So if you’re out of that little blue pill, grab a coffee mug from the cupboard.

The FDA press release says:

FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Stiff Bull Herbal Coffee contains desmethyl carbodenafil. Desmethyl carbodenafil is structurally similar to sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, an FDA-approved prescription drug for erectile dysfunction (ED). This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs such as nitroglycerin and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels. Men with diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or heart disease often take nitrates.

The Independent interviewed the Keith Hanson of Stiff Bull who has responded to this FDA press release. It can be found here.

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