BOSTON, MA – Residents of Boston are being urged to lock their doors against a home invader who doesn’t steal anything… other than their dignity. The bizarre series of invasions involve an unknown assailant who breaks into homes and tickles the residents before fleeing unmolested.
The tickler struck again this past Tuesday, claiming another victim in a city that is hard pressed to figure out just what exactly would cause someone to do such a thing.
David Master, the victim’s roommate said, “He had felt something on his foot, thought it was the cat, and he woke up and looked over, and the man was crouched right by his bed.”
When questioned about the seriousness of this threat, Sergeant Michael O’Hara stated “This is no myth. It’s happening.”
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