White male privilege. It’s a thing, apparently. But don’t tell that to all the homeless people, or the majority of men who commit suicide, or die in war (sent there by feminists), or have to go down on the Titanic! Apparently, according to social justice warrior idiots, only white males can be racist or sexist! So in that spirit we asked our readers to post their white male privileges, and boy did they sure respond!
Still, before we get to the hilarity in this epic slideshow of awesomeness, let this fat, white, piece of sh*t tell you about white male privilege using all his rambling, incoherent logic indoctrinated into him by his gynocentric public school. Too bad his white privilege couldn’t help him with his teeth or his wardrobe, am I right?
When you’re done checking your privilege in this video, click next! —>
Ouch! Chris goes right for the jugular! Men have no reproductive rights, only reproductive responsibilities.
“Male heterosexual responsibility,” according to feminist author Richard Newman, “should begin with the realization that once we fertilize the egg — unless we have agreed beforehand with our partner on the consequences — what happens thereafter is beyond our control.”
That’s sadly true! In many states, women can surrender their babies and have no responsibility to inform the father that they gave up the child. This is an interesting problem, because if men have no rights to decide on abortion or child surrender, why should they have to pay child support? Shouldn’t men not be forced to be a father if a woman doesn’t have to be forced to be a mother?
Feminist libertarian author Avens O’Brien summarized this beautifully in her piece on ThoughtsonLiberty:
It doesn’t matter if he only met her for a one night stand or didn’t know about the pregnancy. Or if he offered to pay for the abortion, or has no right to his child at all. Even a non-traditional sperm donor found himself responsible for a kid he had signed away all right to. The state, even without the cooperation of the mother, will compel a man to provide financial support for his child or potentially send him to jail. All other parenting metrics aside, he’s a father.
I’m not sure we’re done progressing if we’ve stopped at women choose to be parents, men sign checkbooks.
As a feminist, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the gender role expectationsin this whole thing. If we’re going to stop assuming women are the nurturers, we may want to consider the idea that men aren’t necessarily the providers.
Now, men have absolutely no right to determine what a woman does with her body. Her right to have an abortion—or not—is solidly her decision and hers alone, for it is her body that bears the consequences of either option. However, in the interest of self-ownership, men have a stake: the reward for their work (their pay) being taken to support a child they did not want.
Simply put, there ought to be some way to choose not to be a father.
Amen to to that Avens! Thanks for writing this piece. Moving on! —->
Ahh yes, scholarships for minorities. There ain’t nothing wrong with that. But sometimes I wish that I could get a scholarship bonus just for being Whitey McWhiterson over here. One time a guy tried to establish a scholarship for white males and all hell broke loose of course.
Colby Bohannan, a former student at Texas State University, started a scholarship where all you had to be was 25% caucasian to qualify as a way to show how discrimination is tolerated only when it’s against white males. CNN commentator Marc Lamont Hill debated Bohannan, arguing that being white itself is a form of scholarship. What do you think whiteys?
Onward! —>
Mind rape. Happens all the time. Hide yo’ wife! Hide yo’ kids! They be mind rapin’ e’erybody up in hea! How exactly does rape occur without even laying a hand on a woman? Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
Yep. This is true. Being white is like being born under a money tree, where free stuff just falls into our laps. People give us free stuff all the time, just for being a woman… err I mean a white male! White male privilege!
Lawd! What wrong with these chirren?
I, too, get the LL Bean catalog in the mail. But I might have bought something soft, fuzzy, and khaki from there once. And everybody knows the pinnacle of male privilege is being able to pee standing up at a Nascar race. I’m not sure about the statistics of white males being killed in horror movies, but I’m pretty sure a major reason that Corey as a white male is not going to outlive his wifey is probably because of his affinity for heavy mayo.
How nice would it be to be a gal, and to have your food and drinks paid for when you go on a date? Pretty freaking nice I’d imagine. You’d think with the fact that women control a majority of wealth in this country that they’d offer to chip in every once in a while. But no, sadly we men must pay a high price for our privilege. What’s that you say? You didn’t know that women control a majority of wealth in this country?
Read it and weep fellas.
Dying in wars. Ahh yes, the ultimate in male privilege. Turning 18 in this country offers men the opportunity to be sent to new and exotic lands, meet interesting people, and kill them! And did you know that when you register for the selective service, they send you a free razor? That right there must be that free stuff we get. Of course, they send them to blacks and Asian men as well, so it’s not really exclusively a white privilege. My favorite is when feminists are like “but men are the ones who start the wars,” and I’m like, yeah and then there are the women who encourage it. Trust me ladies, you don’t want none of this privilege. You can have mine. I’ll trade you. Maybe I can follow Mitt Romney‘s lead, get deferments and join the ministry in France to avoid my privilege? Or maybe if I check my privilege, I will realize that even though I have to die in wars, it’s WOMEN that are the primary victims here, right?
Ahh yes. He may be homeless, but at least he has his white male privilege. Why didn’t anyone ever tell this guy he was a white male? Maybe if someone had offered to check his privilege for him, he wouldn’t be in this situation? 61 percent of all homeless people are males. That’s pretty amazing! If we keep using our privileges, maybe one day we can get to 100 percent!
Well, if we white males aren’t going to be paying reparations for our history of oppression, then this will have to suffice.
You know, I used to think that it was never going to be accepted again for white males to play roles of minorities. But then I saw Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder and I realized I had gone full retard. Wait, can I say retard? Robert Downey Jr. said it! But he said it as a black man. But he’s still white! Damn, I guess I better check my privilege again.
Whoa! How did you get in here guy? This is for white people. Wait… caucasian… asian. Are white people asian? Are Asian people white? How does it work? I read the other day on this awesome site called The Libertarian Republic that Asian people are being discriminated against. I guess all those Asians are going to get a lesson in what it’s like to have white privilege? Yeah, we need more “diversity” don’t you agree?
Read more: Top U.S. Universities Discriminating Against Asians
Here’s two privileges checked for the price of one! I really wanted to show you Moh Siddiqui, and I wanted to hide his name, but since it was sort central to the the point, I just hid his face. Sorry Moh. I guess that would suck. And maybe that’s what’s making Erich so mad. Erich. Eric. E-rich? Err-eich? Which parent hated you so much that they spelled your name like that Erich? Moh’s last name is actually kind of cool, but Erich? GTFOH with that BS.
Welp that’s it! Anonymous guy nailed it. The concept of white privilege is in and of itself racist, sexist, conspiratorial, and based on generalizations.
You guys had some great responses. Hopefully everyone has had their white privilege thoroughly checked!