Lawd! What wrong with these chirren?
I, too, get the LL Bean catalog in the mail. But I might have bought something soft, fuzzy, and khaki from there once. And everybody knows the pinnacle of male privilege is being able to pee standing up at a Nascar race. I’m not sure about the statistics of white males being killed in horror movies, but I’m pretty sure a major reason that Corey as a white male is not going to outlive his wifey is probably because of his affinity for heavy mayo.