Stereotype 3: The Deny-ican
aka “just because I walk and talk like a Republican doesn’t mean I am one!”
These are the guys at the party who call themselves libertarians simply when they want to seem like they just want a degree of smaller government compared to every other conservative in the room. Yah, they may say the drug war is a failure and that the war in Iraq was a terrible decision, but for Pete’s sake, don’t say that out loud at your local GOP meeting though, or else everyone will think you’re a Democrat spy! Just keep voting for Republican policies (even the ones you don’t like), and call yourself a libertarian when you don’t want to be associated with things that don’t go well. It could be worse though, bad timing at the wrong location could have you ending up like this dude…
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