by: Avens O’Brien
#1. She’ll Respect Your Privacy
Okay, so the downside is she may fantasize about Edward Snowden sometimes, but you know your girl is never going to try to read your texts or log into your Facebook. She understands that you’re a free being with agency, and your right to your secrets is something she’ll defend in and out of the public sphere.
#2. She’s Self-Sufficient
She doesn’t need anybody, but she wants you. She understands that the world owes her nothing. She’s gonna earn everything she’s got, and she’s not going to begrudge the makers of the world. She believes in voluntary exchange, and freedom, and she’s all about compensating value for value. You know if you treat her right, she’ll treat you right.
#3. She’s a Libertine
She’s a fan of freedom, so you know she’ll own her desires, whatever they are. Whether she’s kinky or poly or neither, if she wants you, she’s probably good, giving and game. Drug use? She’ll probably take a hit of that bowl, or might enjoy a psychedelic journey with you. If not, she’s probably not going to judge you for it – as long as you’re being careful and responsible. Because freedom = responsibility, and she understands that.
#4. She Can Protect Herself
Sure, you want to be the knight in shining armor for her, but when seconds count, and her knight’s minutes away, she’s got a gun to keep her safe. She might even be a better shot than you. She’ll protect her life, liberty and property so you don’t have to. She’ll even help protect yours.
#5. She Believes in Achievement
Yours and hers: As Ayn Rand said, “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me?”
#6. She’s Well Read
No more having to mansplain, she already knows why you think Rothbard is amazing and why you want your daughter’s middle name to be Dagny. Talking to her, you’ll realize that someday, you’ll be raising kids in Ancapistan, and together you can daydream of the life you’ll have there, free of government interference.
#7. She’s a Survivor
Whether it’s the new American revolution, the Zombie apocalypse, a natural disaster or all three at once (or maybe it’s just Burning Man) – this girl will survive. She’s stocked with supplies, guns, rations, and plenty of gold bullion. She’s ready to take on anything that’s coming for her (including the police) and if you’ve been stockpiling too, you’re a match made in heaven.