By: Laura Meyers

Don’t fall for the trickery within the crystal ball. Here are some examples of fraudulent psychics that got busted for telling faulty fortunes.

1. Haunted Chocolate Factory Set Up

A British television show tested the abilities of three psychics, inviting them to an abandoned chocolate factory to try to summon the spirit of its long-deceased owner.

In preparation for the show, the producers had planted fake information about George Bull on the chocolate factory’s website and hung a fake photograph of him in the foyer. Even though they were told nothing about the story beforehand, the mediums still managed to channel a guy named George who got trampled by horses- in other words, they revealed that they possessed the amazing power to do a basic Google search.

Cracked.com reports:

The host, who could not resist making the psychics look stupider than they already did, suggests to one of the mediums that it might help if she went into a trance. She replies that she could “probably go into a semi-trance, but not a full trance.” Presumably a full trance could kill her with the sheer volume of bullshit. Turning off the lights, she closes her eyes and summons the ghost of, we reiterate, a man who never existed, and slurs “the horses, they ran me over.”

Of the three psychics participating, only one of them had not clearly researched George Bull beforehand and relied on trying to draw information from the environment to construct his story. After seeing the portrait of George in the foyer, he suddenly channeled the name “George Bull.” When it was pointed out that the portrait had a name plaque, he said he couldn’t see it without his glasses.

Ultimately, the host pointed out to all three psychics that the whole thing was made up and pressed them for an explanation. The trance lady bafflingly claimed she’d known it was bullshit all along, while the second theorized that he’d been drawing his information from the host’s mind. The third, the guy who forgot his glasses, decided to argue with the guy who made up the story about the truthfulness of the story. Because when you’ve dug yourself into a hole that deep, the only option is to keep digging in the hope that you can escape to China.