10 Reasons Yo Mama’s So Statist!
Here are 10 Reasons “Yo Mama’s So Statist…” that are so good, Yo statist mama would probably have them banned from the internet:
1. Yo mama’s so statist, she wouldn’t let you play with Legos without getting a building permit first.
2. Yo mama’s so statist, she broke her own window to stimulate the economy.
3. Yo mama’s so statist, she named her children Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac.
4. Yo mama’s so statist, she taxes your allowance and gives it to the neighbor’s kid.
5. Yo mama’s so statist, you went to summer camp at FEMA.