10 Reasons Yo Mama’s So Statist!
Here are 10 Reasons “Yo Mama’s So Statist…” that are so good, Yo statist mama would probably have them banned from the internet:
1. Yo mama’s so statist, she wouldn’t let you play with Legos without getting a building permit first.
3. Yo mama’s so statist, she named her children Sallie Mae and Freddie Mac.
4. Yo mama’s so statist, she taxes your allowance and gives it to the neighbor’s kid.
5. Yo mama’s so statist, you went to summer camp at FEMA.
6. Yo mama’s so statist, she had to get her breast milk approved by the FDA before she would feed it to you.
7. Yo mama’s so statist she transcribes and forwards all your conversations to the NSA.
8. Yo mama’s so statist, she tells you to move to Somalia if you don’t want to sit in time-out.
9. Yo mama’s so statist, she makes you register your NERF Guns.
