Hot Or Not? We Rate The Top 2016 Hopeful’s Sex Appeal on a Scale of 1-10

Hillary Clinton: 3/10

Doesn’t look as good as she did eight years ago, when she also proved unelectable.

Her freezing cold eyes and smile say I am the Watergate-type of President. I just can’t vibe with honesty or transparency, that ain’t my thing. I also enjoy going for long walks on the beach with my grandbaby on a leash.

Oh… she actually went for a campaign stroll with members of the press being pulled along by a rope? Close enough. That’s pretty wild. You go, Hillary!