Obama Now Owns the Puddles On Your Property

By: Laura Meyers

You just think you can splash in the puddles after its rained? You think you can just destroy federal property like that? You noob. Obama owns all the puddles now. And streams. And creeks. And rills, ditches, brooks, rivulets, burns, tributaries, and wetlands.

The Obama administration, along with the Environmental Protection Agency and Army Corps of Engineers, announced that a new Executive Order will give the federal government expanded control of the nation’s wetlands.

“Water is the lifeblood of healthy people and healthy economies,” said Gina McCarthy, the EPA’s administrator. “We have a duty to protect it. That’s why E.P.A. and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers are finalizing a Clean Water Rule later this spring to protect critical streams and wetlands that are currently vulnerable to pollution and destruction.”

Speaker John Boehner pointed out the obvious by stating, “House Members of both parties have joined more than 30 governors and government leaders to reject EPA’s disastrous…rule.  These leaders know firsthand that the rule is being shoved down the throats of hardworking people with no input, and places landowners, small businesses, farmers, and manufacturers on the road to a regulatory and economic hell.”

Who would’ve thought? Just like the roads, without the federal government, who would we have to keep our water clean?

Well, I’ll tell just who. Here’s a pretty, little list of private companies that focus on preventing water contamination, wetland habitat rehabilitation:

1. JP Morgan
2. United Water Resources Inc.
3. Citizen’s Energy Group
4. Southwest Water Company
5. Aqua America
6. Tecon Water Co.
7. Middlesex Water Company
8. Water Environment Federation
9. American Water
10. Aquarion Water Company
11. Artesian Water Company
12. utilities, Inc.
13. Avon Water Company
14. Baycliff Water
15. Beaver Dam Lake Water Corp.
16. Beckley Water Company
17. Benbow Water Company
18. Broadkiln Beach Water Company
19. Brooke Water, LLC
20. California WAter Service Group
21. CH2M
22. Chaparral City Water Company
23. College Utilities Corporation
24. Columbia Water Company
25. Connecticut Water Company
26. Daufuskie Island Utility Company
27. Dover Water Company
28. Dudley Water Supply, Inc.
29. EPCOR Water Arizona
30. EPCOR Water New Mexico
31. Fayson Lake Water Company
32. Forest Lake Park
33. Geyserville Water Works
34. Golden Heart Utilities, Inc.
35. Golden State Water Company
36. Gordon’s Corner Water Company
37. Graeagle Water Company
38. Hances Point Utilities Company
39. Hidden Valley Utility Services L.P.
40. Hill Water Works, Inc.
41. Indian Springs Water Company
42. Long Neck Water Company
43. Lucas Estates Water Company
44. Manwalamink Water Company
45. Middlesex Water Company
46. Milford Water Company
47. Newtown Artesian Water Company
48. Park Water Company
49. Pennichuck Water Works, Inc.
50. Pennsylvania Utility Company
51. Peoples Water Service Company
52. Plymouth Water Company
53. Rainbow Water Company
54. Robin Hood Lakes Water Company, Inc.
55. Rose Valley Water Company
56. Rosemount Water Company, Inc.
57. Roxiticus Water Company
58. Rural Atlantic Water Company, Inc.
59. San Gabriel Valley Water Company
60. San Jose Water Company
61. Saratoga Glen Hollow Water Supply
62. SB Water Company
63. Shorelands Water Company, Inc.
64. Shoshone Estates Water Company
65. Southcentral Utilities, Inc.
66. Bermuda Water Company
67. Carolina Water Service
68. Lake Utilities Inc.
69. Massanutten Public Service Corporation
70. Penn Estates Utilities
71. Twin Lakes Utilities, Inc.
72. Utilities, Inc. of Central NV
73. Utilities, Inc. of Georgia
74. Utilities, Inc. of Louisiana
75. Utilities Services of SC, Inc.
76. Water Service Corporation of Kentucky
77. Whispering Hills Water
78. Superior Water Company
79. Sussex Shores Water Company
80. The Sandy Point Water Company
81. Monarch Utilities
82. Torrington Water Company
83. Twin Lakes Water Works Corporation
84. Valencia Water Company
85. United Water Bethel
86. United Water Delaware
87. United Water Idaho
88. United Water New Jersey
89. United Water New Rochelle
90. United Water New York
91. United Water Pennsylvania
92. United Water Rhode Island
93. United Water Toms River
94. United Water Westchester
95. Valley Water Systems, Inc.
96. Tidewater Utilities, Inc
97. Suburban Water Systems
98. Southwest Water Utilities
99. Veolia North America
100. Voyager Water Company
101. Walden Corporation
102. Washington Water Service Company
103. Waterflow Pike, Inc.
104. West Hawaii Water Company
105. West San Martin Water Works
106. West Service Corporation
107. Westport Harbor Aqueduct Company
108. Whitinsville Water Company
109. York Water Company

Obama’s EPA rules are all wet.