New Website Helps Girls Get Pregnant And Collect Welfare

Screen Shot 2014-12-08 at 11.50.19 AM“…it’s really no different to what many girls have one night stands for on a Saturday night.”

Mother of three Josie Cunningham has created a new website which teaches girls how to get pregnant and live off the government. Cunningham is famous for forcing British taxpayers to pay for her boob implants through the government-funded National Health Service. She’s also known for saying that she was going to have an abortion so that she could have a chance to appear on the TV show Big Brother.

Cunningham’s newest venture is a hook-up service called “Easy Singles” where desperate women get to meet men so they can have unprotected sex with them. The impregnated woman is then taught how to turn around and file for state benefits through the welfare system.

“People will think I’m promoting unprotected sex so women can get pregnant, bag themselves a council house and have a life on benefits,” she said. “But it’s really no different to what many girls have one night stands for on a Saturday night. Parents gain more points in many councils’ scoring systems so having a child definitely helps.”

In response to critics of her idea, Cunningham got a new tattoo for the occasion.

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