A group of freedom loving activists in Keene, New Hampshire are being sued for feeding expired parking meters of city residents. The friends of liberty leave cards on the cars whose owners they save reading: “We saved you from the king’s tariffs. Robin Hood and his Merry Men. Please consider paying it forward.” The city is claiming that the merry band of rogues are guilty of harassment.
The city parking maids are complaining about harsh statements from the merry men and women. They have reportedly hurt the government employees feelings by claiming “you won’t be writing any tickets today” and other such hateful language. The city attorney has declined to comment.