“Don’t make me assume my ultimate form!”

Melodi Dushane  is going to jail after she punched two McDonalds employees and destroying the drive-thru window. Security footage shows her flipping out on the cashier because they McDonald’s doesn’t serve McNugget’s at 10:30 AM. She goes insane, breaking the window and screaming about he she’s about to go super Saiyan!

Everybody knows they don’t serve McNugget’s in the morning Melodi!

Try a delicious Egg McMuffin!

About The Author

Austin Petersen

Austin Petersen is the Editor-in-Chief of The Libertarian Republic, as well as the CEO of Stonegait LLC. Formerly an Associate Producer for Judge Andrew Napolitano's show "Freedom Watch", on the Fox Business Network. Austin was referred to by the Judge as "The right side of my brain". He built Judge Napolitano's social networks with over 700,000 fans and millions of clicks a month. Austin graduated from Missouri State University. He has written and produced award winning plays and videos, and previously worked for the Libertarian National Committee and the Atlas Economic Research Foundation.