Man Steals Sex Toys, Edible Thong, Minutes After Walmart Proposal

She said yes, then he decided to celebrate by shop lifting sex toys and underwear.

This story has class written all over it.

After puchasing a $25 ring and proposing to his girlfriend over a Walmart loudspeaker (points for being extra romantic), William Cornelius went to a nearby Spencer Gifts store and began to pilfer sex toys and goodies for his new bride-to-be.

The Smoking Gun writes:

According to investigators, Cornelius and Moore (seen above) went from Walmart to a Spencer’s store at the Bay City Mall. There, Cornelius allegedly swiped items with a combined value of $80.93. Included in the haul was a “Bride-To-Be” thong, a $14.99 vibrator, “BJ Blast” oral sex candy, and a $5.99 edible thong, Undersheriff TroyCunningham told TSG.

Deputies responding to a theft call subsequently collared Cornelius (pictured at left) and Moore inside the mall. As first reported by the Bay City Times, Cornelius was asleep at a food court table, having apparently nodded off while attempting to tie his shoes.

A search of Cornelius turned up the Spencer’s merchandise. Cornelius reportedly admitted to stealing the items, saying that he pilfered the goods for his fiancée, adding that he had just proposed to Moore at Walmart.

His girlfriend also admitted to police that Cornelius had stolen jewelry from Walmart.

Keep it classy, Billy!

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