Man Chokes Wife For Finishing Leftover Chicken

By: Laura Meyers

Don’t you hate it when you’re like “Yeah, I think I’ll have that leftover ravioli for dinner. That’ll be fine,” then you come home and rage like crazy when you see that the ravioli is gone, and you’re forced to waterboard every one of your roommates until you find the dirty communist that ate it, and by that time you’re so hungry you don’t care anymore and eat a can of Pringles instead? Yeah, me too.

Desmond Brownlee from Florida knows what I mean.

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Brownlee woke up the other day, hungover from the night before and hungry. So, the man wanted his leftover fried chicken in the fridge.

Only to find out, his wife, Shey Brownlee, had finished it all.

Dammit, Shey.

But Brownlee was dead set on that fried chicken. So he thought he’d make his own, when Shey poked fun at his cooking abilities.

That’s when the rage began.

Police say Brownlee punched his wife in the face and choked her until she couldn’t breathe.

Fortunately, she was able to break free and she immediately called the cops.

Brownlee was arrested and charged with felony domestic battery.

Now he’s just hungover and hungry in a jail cell, and that’s not a good place to be.

 

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