Can You See The Nazi Swastika Pattern In This Jewish Product?

Grandma Sees Nazi Swastika In Random Pattern, Annoys Everyone About It

LOS ANGELES, CA – Cheryl Shapiro is the type of person who goes around life looking for things to be offended about, and today was her lucky day. Shapiro was shopping with her grandson at a Los Angeles Walgreens on Saturday when she noticed something in the store’s Hanukkah section that would allow her to annoy more than just her family and friends, but the entire country! At a time when riots and protests are breaking out across the nation, Shapiro decided that this was the most important issue to call attention to.

The Blaze reported on how Shapiro saw a pattern that upset her in blue wrapping paper with wavy lines that is vaguely reminiscent of a nazi swastika. “Appalled,” she complained to the store manager, who was probably a Nazi himself because you can tell when people have mustaches that they must be like Hitler.

“I explained what was going on and how upset I was,” Shapiro whined to KNBC-TV. “I told them I wanted this taken off the shelves immediately — not just your store, but national.”

In a display of unsurprising impotence, Walgreens spokesman Phil Caruso said to The Blaze that “We are in the process of removing the product from our stores.

Shapiro, who’s an attention-starved moron would do well to learn about something scientists call “patternicity,” which is how humans engage in self deception by convincing themselves that the patterns they see in the natural world are somehow meaningful. Think virgins appearing on grilled cheese sandwiches, or faces in clouds. Oh, who are we kidding? You don’t think. That’s why you’re annoying us with this story Mrs Shapiro.

For the rest of you, there’s this:

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