5 Women Rob A Guy So They Can Go Buy Tacos

MADERA, CA – Five people have been arrested in Madera, California after they robbed a man of his credit card, using it later to buy tacos. Four were taken to jail while another younger girl was sent to a juvenile facility. All of the girls are from Fresno and are reportedly some “broke ass bitches,” because an abundance of tacos in the marketplace have driven prices to levels where most people can afford them.

The Libertarian Republic has faithfully covered taco-related hijinks since our inception three years ago. No one’s life or liberty is worth a taco. Enjoy these cautionary and TRUE tales of taco related horror.

 

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